December 2009
137 posts
Priest Advises Poor to Shoplift
Father Tim Jones of the St. Lawrence Church in York, England is getting some flack for advice he preached after his Nativity sermon on Sunday, in which he advocated shoplifting for those in desperate straits.
Delivering his festive lesson, Father Jones told the congregation: ‘My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good...
Where are you?
All that I really want
is you :)
Spaniel
Cocker Spaniel, a breed of domesticated dog. Spaniels’ have a very loyal personality, a sick person could beat a spaniel daily, horribly, yet the spaniel will always remain loyal to it’s master, and always defend and love it’s master.
“The only guarantee in life, is a life worth dying for”
– slug, atmosphere
It's true, I am a fuck up
but I like it that way
When it comes to major life decisions I fail
So i’ve decided to break off any hope of friendship with my roommate, which ultimately means I’ve kicked myself out of my apartment, I’m currently waiting for a drive to charlottetown in the hopes of finding a entire new life, with no job and no place to go. wise one ain’t i?
Croatoan
WatchCavalier Eternal
Looking for a good rpg for 360
sinderelly:
cl0ckw0rk:
sinderelly:
Any suggestions? :)
borderlands.
it was really, really good. it was so underestimated; no one expected it to kick ass as much as it did.
Must look into this! I’ve heard a few good things about it but not a lot of people have played it i find.
FALL OUT 3
You know what's Awesome?
When you’re bored of regular music, listen to a movie soundtrack, I recommend The Good The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack, or Death Proof
“Hakuna Matata”
– Timon and Pumba
Trust
is a horrible thing to break, but it’s so fucking fragile.
No sir,
it isn’t the photography that made our eyes red.
Watchpardon how quiet my voice is, everyone’s sleeping
Here's Looking at you Kid - The Gaslight Anthem
You can tell Gayle, if she calls, That I’m famous now for all of these rock and roll songs. And even if that’s a lie, she should’ve given me a try. When were kids on the field of the first day of school. I would’ve been her fool. And I would’ve sang out her name in those old high school halls. You tell that to Gayle, if she calls. And you can tell Jane, if she...
You aren't a fucking punk
You haven’t slept on the street, you haven’t stolen to eat, you havent gotten so drunk you woke up with several injuries but still believed it was a good time, you haven’t wrote a song about how much you hate/love something, you havent been honest with your self, you give a fuck, you lie, you just want to be like everyone else, you believe misfits rock but haven’t heard of...
“Death doesn’t suit me, and I usually look good in suits.”
– me
WatchGirl I Used to Love - Against Me!
What I want to know is...
Seth Rogen vs. Will Farrel in a beer drinking/stand up comedy contest?
“Boats n Hoes, Boats n Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats n Hoes.”
– Prestige Worldwide
Sex Pistols are those "Stairway to Heaven" guys,...
pineapplelo:
(via kingjamesthe4th)
GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR BLASPHEME!!!!! Led Zeppelin did Stairway to fucking Heaven.
Who in gods name is this sad person?
“No matter how unsuccessful my comedy/writing career ends up I’ll always...”
– me
Pineapplelo started following me?
hope she’s in for where i’m going
I absolutley...
Love cold cold water Hate cocaine Love Metallica Hate electric cars Love cars from 1969 Hate bitches Love tasteful sweethearts Hate watching old people do anything other than watch jeopardy knit and cook for holidays Love when old people cook for holidays Hate Owen Wilson Love Dr.James Wilson Hate bacardi breezers and other pussy drinks Love straight rum and molson canadian Hate pepsi Love Coke...
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
“No retreat, baby, no surrender”
In the Rye
this carousel, baby, hasn’t worked in 50 years thats when I saw the tears, saw the tears some one took that brass ring a long time ago when you were far away alone the children played to the song you were stubborn but that look on your face was so cute the way you thought my smile was stupid the things you said, you were ruthless but a sweetheart we worlds apart I watch out the window as the...
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO LOCK THEIR FUCKING...
sinderelly:
I do NOT like getting text of random letters. Nor do I like getting phone calls that you are not aware you are making.
IF YOU CAN’T LOCK YOUR DAMN PHONE AND STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT
THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE IT.
simple as that D: <
my phone called my dad’s house one time while it was in my pocket and he put on speaker….. my whole family heard me getting a...
doodaloodoodaloodoodaloodoodaloodoodaloodoodaloodoo...
THUNDER! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHNAH NAHH NAH THUNDER! Thanks for listening
I am stoked!
Keith fucking Urban is coming to PEI this summer!
WatchSearching for a Former Clarity
WatchMe cover as much as I know of Sublime’s Freeway Time in an LA County Jail